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The English English Dictionary January 31, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — brstevens78 @ 9:19 pm

As with any change in geography, you will always find new words that fit the culture. The following list is something that will continue to grow over the next three months so be sure to check back. My coworkers have been doing a great job at keeping me up to date on the “in” lingo.

UK English vs. US English
Alight = Exit/Step Down
Aubergine = Eggplant
Bloody = Damn
Bonnet = Car Hood
Boot = Car Trunk
Braces = Suspenders
Brilliant = Awesome
Bum Bags = Fanny Pack
Chav = White Trash
Cinema = Movie Theater
Cloak Room = Coat Check/Closet
Courgette = Zucchini
Diary = Calendar/Planner
Dogs Bollox = The Shit
Draughts = Checkers
Dummy = Pacifier
Fag = Cigarette
Fanny = A female crotch
Film = Movie
Fizzy Drink = Coke/Soda
Football = Soccer
Fortnightly = Every Two Weeks
Fringe = Bangs
Hen Party = Bachelorette Party
Jab = Shot
Jaffa = Impotent Man
Knickers in a Twist = Panties in a Wad
Lift = Elevator
Loo = Bathroom
Mind = Beware
Mobile = Cell
N/A = Tailgate (pre sport event)
Organagram = Org Chart
Pants = Underwear
Pissed = Drunk
Plasters = Band-Aid
Post Box = Mailbox
Post Man = Mail Man
Pulling/Shagging = Hooking Up
Rubber = Eraser
Shattered/Knackered = tired (extended meaning is tired after sex)
Stag Do = Bachelor Party
Stationary Cupboard = Supply Room
Suspenders = Garter Belt
Torch = Flash light
Tosspot = Idiot
Tube = Subway
Vest Top = Tank Top
Last Updated – March 26th

 

A Day At The Museum January 28, 2007

Filed under: London Week 3 — brstevens78 @ 8:35 pm

Friday night, my friend Olivia invited me to a poker night with some of her work friends. Before we headed to the party, we met up at the Covent Garden Hotel for a quick drink with some other friends. We only stayed for one drink and later found out that we left one drink too early. The people we were with phoned later in the night to let us know Clive Owen came into the hotel for a drink and stood right next to where we were sitting. OMG! The poker night was very reminiscent of my book club parties in that there was no poker, just a lot of chatting all night.

After an early morning hair apt. on Saturday, I planned out a big weekend of visiting museums all day Saturday and Sunday. The plan was to start on the East side of town and work my way West. What I didn’t reach on Saturday would then roll over to Sunday. It seems my plans were somewhat too ambitious as I planned to hit ten museums. On top of that, once I got to the salon on Saturday morning, I realized I forgot my map at home and two of the main tube lines were closed for repairs all weekend. No tube line meant I had to find a new route, but no map meant I had to use my memory of the city. I knew of two museums around my neighborhood so I headed back that way.

The first museum was the Victoria and Albert in South Kensington. They have works from all over the world and are currently showing a special piece on fashion from the 60’s. I did the fashion area as well as the Middle Eastern rooms which were all amazing. The Middle Eastern room was so amazing and was so reminiscent of Saudi. The side of the V&A holds a lot of history as well in that it shows many of the scars of WWII.

From there, I crossed the street to the Natural History museum. While it was really cool, it was also really packed with kids and strollers. I walked the science portion for about an hour and then had to give up. I made my way home, took a cat nap and then hit the road again having picked up my map. This time I decided to ditch the museum idea and head up the road to do a little shopping and visit Harrods. Note that I didn’t say shopping at Harrods. Harrods was definitely more than I expected. In my mind, I figured it would be something like Macys in NY. I had no idea it was also a food market with rooms for meats and cheese and chocolate. WOW! I also didn’t realize the number of people who would be there. You could barely walk, it was body to body.

Sunday I awoke to a beautiful weather day and decided I would try and fit in the remaining eight museums. Again, wishful thinking. With the main tube lines down, I had to rework my plan to find museums which were on alternate lines. My first stop was to the London Dungeon. I figured it would be a history museum of the terrible things that were done here over the ages. Little did I know it was actually more of a haunted house where the workers dressed up in costumes and scared the crap out of you. While there were moments where I was a little scared, I would say it was well worth the money (it is one of the few places you have to pay to get into). I also got picked on a ton for doing the tour by myself. I figured museums and movies were things everyone could do on their own. I guess that is not the trend over here.

From there, I figured my soul needed a little cleansing so I headed over to St. Paul’s Cathedral. My timing was impeccable as I arrived just as they began their Sunday afternoon service. The choir was amazing.

All in all, it was a packed weekend but I didn’t really come close to my ten museum visit. Next time I will know better. Oh yeah, and yesterday marks the beginning of week three. It should be a good one. Miss you all!

V&A Main Entrance
WWII Notice
V&A Wall Damage
Natural Science Museum
Harrods at Night
The London Dundeon Entrance
Inside the Dungeon
St Pauls 1
St Pauls 2

 

Santa Is Coming January 24, 2007

Filed under: London Week 2 — brstevens78 @ 9:58 pm

Ok, so I think we have passed the visit from Santa, but I awoke to a beautiful layer of snow on Wed. morning. I had heard it was coming but wasn’t expecting it to be so pretty.

While the snow melted away, the day was still somewhat of a snow day as we had a half day at work. There was an office lunch outing that started around one and lasted for the remainder of the day. We all met up at a great little Italian place called Ciao Bella. It was a great afternoon of eating and eating and eating some more. One of my favorite things about London is that you can find arugala salad on every menu, although it is called a rocket salad. It is my favorite so I started with that and followed with a simple spaghetti and meatball meal. Dad would have been happy with that.

That’s about it for the close of week two. Here are a few pictures of the snow and my coworkers.

Enjoy, BS
Snow on Sloane St
The group Part 1
The group Part 2
Matt and Laura

 

All Souls/Saints January 21, 2007

Filed under: London Week 2 — brstevens78 @ 10:16 pm

I finally found a hairdryer and curling iron that work today so I am very happy. I also mastered the art of the washing machine after 18 hours of trial and error. Let me stress that there were a lot of errors but I have one load of laundry that is exceptionally clean.

Today was a big walking day. I took the tube up to Oxford Circus and walked along the road looking in all the windows. This was much more affordable fashion than my neighborhood. I then hit the side streets just to see what kind of trouble I could find. By chance, I ended up at All Souls which is a very popular church. It just happens that Julie Doody wrote me an email this afternoon telling me to add that to my list of sites as it was a favorite spot for her and her dad when she was younger. Great minds think alike!!

From there, I figured I needed to hit the Middle Eastern neighborhood to find some good Arabic food. It was just like being at home. I wasn’t able to buy anything as I also had to hit the grocery store at one point and I was already carrying a hair dryer and curling iron. At least now I know where to go when I am craving a shawarma.

From there, I headed West to Notting Hill. My feet were beginning to yell at me so this time I took the train. I am not sure what I expected but I didn’t find much. I wandered around a few of the streets and then figured it was time to hit the grocery store and then head home.

This evening I met up with Tawanda who is an friend of Chris Tuff’s. He lives in the neighborhood and we hit a great little Asian noodle/rice place. I would tell you the name of it but I have quickly forgotten. Either way, I can remember how to get back and that is what counts. ;) He informed me of all the places in the neighborhood that I should visit which helped so much. I was beginning to think everything closed at 7 pm around here.

That is about it for this lazy Sunday. I will leave you with a few shots of my building, some shots from around town and of course, some hot photos of my FAVORITE SAINTS FANS! (thus the all saints day…)

Have a great week.

My Building
Notting Kill Tube Station
The Natural History Museum
Future Saints Player
Future Saintsation

 

St. Mary Overies January 21, 2007

Filed under: London Week 2 — brstevens78 @ 10:54 am

Wow, it is already the beginning of week 2. It is a beautiful sunny Sunday morning here in the UK. The weather channel says it is 43 degrees outside and I should expect rain and sleet. I will prepare for a day of indoor adventures. I am eating runny scrambled eggs and pure black coffee. You would think I am slumming it or something. I ran out of milk and haven’t found sugar in the grocery store yet. As for the runny eggs, I don’t have a skillet so my scrambled eggs had to be made in a sauce pan. I am not sure what I did but I couldn’t get them to cook all the way through to be extra dry, my mom would die.

I am currently going through a love/hate relationship with the internet. I love that I am sitting here jamming to Willie and listening to the Wolf in Dallas. You can’t get any country music on the radio. On the not so loving side, I am having issues not keeping up with any of my favorite programs. I figured I would be able to get up early in the morning and stream the previous night’s programs online. As I have since found out, if you are signed in through a UK IP address, you get blocked. I tried signing on to my work VPN but that requires additional programs which I don’t have access. Oh well, more time spent learning about London.

Now on to the stories of the past weekend. A few of my coworkers took me out to a micro-brewery in Covent Garden on Thursday night. It was a fun night and I was able to meet some great people. We started early enough that I was actually home by nine which was also nice. I spoke with mom and dad on the way home and they were getting ready to head back to Houston after their wonderful week of skiing in Veil. Such kids…

Olivia Chu/Berger is a friend from Atlanta who works for Yahoo and transferred over here earlier last year. We met at her office and headed out to a local hot spot called the Phoenix. It is a private pub for actors waiting to be discovered, but if you get their early enough you get in free. We had a few drinks and where met by a bunch of her Yahoo coworkers. At one point in the night, a famous British comedian came in but the celebrity moment was lost on me. I need to work a little harder to get up to date on the celeb gossip here.

After a good night at the pub, I headed for the tube to catch my nightly train home. Little did I know this is where my adventure would begin. On an average day, it takes two trains to get to my neighborhood. On this night, I made it to the train change over and found that my second train was closed because of someone falling/jumping in front of a train. As I stood around in confusion, I met another patron who informed me that this is a common occurrence and I should just find another train route. What??? While I did feel adventurous in my tube experience over the first week, I am still a creature of habit and didn’t know where to begin fining a new route home. My new friend was nice enough to point me in the right direction which got me home about 45 minutes later. I was definitely ready to sleep that night off.

Saturday was also an adventure but in a much more positive way. I met up with Olivia and her husband Greg at the London Bridge with the plan of spending the day at the Boroughs market. It was such an amazing place with sections for any food you could ever want, and I mean any. There was a cheese section with some beautiful French men… Then there was the meat area which was a little odd as they had fresh game hanging from the signs. I could go on with more things I saw there but I want to keep this post PG. Then there was the fresh veggie area which was so incredible. I had no idea that brussel sprouts grew on a stick. I guess I have always pictured them looking like little heads of lettuce growing in a field. There were also little nooks for beer, wine and fresh made food from all over the world. It was almost like a fair. We did a little shopping then headed over to a local pub for a drink. I had my first room temperature beer which was ok. The weather was cold enough that sitting outside made the glass cool it down. We then headed over to do a little sight seeing at the river Thames, ending up at a dock called St. Mary Overies. Yes, that really is the name of the place. Greg informed me of the tale behind the church ground next to the dock: Supposedly, a rich man faked his death to see how people would react. When they began to cheer, he jumped up and one of his staff thought he was the devil coming to life and beat him to death. The mans daughter was distraught over his death. Her fiancé heard of the death and while heading into town was also killed in a freak accident. The girl spent her inheritance building a church and then became a nun.

From here, we headed back to the market to grab some sandwiches before it closed. I had a good falafel wrap with all kinds of olives. Olivia went for a lamb burger and Greg was the adventurous one with the salt beef sandwich. While walking the streets, we found an older pub called the Old Kings Head where most of the patrons where 60+. We figured this would be a good place to hang out for the afternoon and planted ourselves at the bar. While we where there, we decided to be adventurous and test the variety of chips which included thanksgiving dinner, prawn and onion, salt and vinegar, cheese and onion and some beef flavor. The thanksgiving dinner flavor was true to its name, almost like eating a bag of Stove Top mix.

From there, we headed up to the Covent Garden area and hit the sushi bar with the conveyer belt. Then I came home and crashed as my feet were killing me from all the walking. Chris and Kim called and Syd was cheering on the Saints in the background. Sounds like New Orleans is getting ready for a big game this afternoon. I will see if I can find a place that will be playing American football. I am sure TGIFridays would be.

Wow, so much for promising shorter posts. Here are a few pictures of the market and our outings. Hope you enjoy. Miss you all, BS

The Market
Dead Animals
St. Mary’s Overies
Brandi and Olivia on the Thames
Brandi Olivia and Greg at the Old King
Oliva and Greg on the Tube

 

Look Right, Then Left January 16, 2007

Filed under: London Week 1 — brstevens78 @ 10:42 pm

I can’t believe it is already day four. The flight over went as any eight hour flight would be, super long and boring. Luckily I sat next to a nice woman who didn’t want to talk my head off and only got up for one bathroom break. Now getting from the airport to my flat was the interesting part. I got off the tube one stop too soon and had to walk a million blocks to the flat. The walk really wouldn’t have been bad had I not been dragging two 70 lbs. bags and two carry on bags. I am sure half the people I passed were thinking I was a stupid tourist (which I am not claiming not to be).

The flat is amazing. It is about the same size as my place in Atlanta but I am sure three times the price. The television and radio stations will take a little getting use to. It is very reminiscent of growing up in Saudi in that there are limited stations and they play at odd times. I have missed the BBC though. That sure takes me back to my childhood.

I have been busy since I got here but haven’t been a total tourist. Day one consisted of a long walk to the flat and then unpacking. One of my coworkers from NY was in town so we hit all the tourist spots stopping at Covent Gardens, Piccadilly Circus, Trafalgar Square and Big Ben. Of course we stopped at a pub or two (or six) along the way to grab a pint. From Big Ben we walked the river and figured it was time for dinner. We figured if we found a boat serving food it was a sign we needed to stop, and of course we did. My first meal was a wonderful plate of fish and chips. It was here that I realized I needed to go home as I couldn’t tell if it was the beer or the boat that cause me to sway. All this excitement before 8 pm.

The next morning I got up and walked around Chelsea and up to Hyde Park. I walked up my street which is comparable to Rodeo Drive. I live one block from Cartier, Prada and Gucci. Amazing! At Hyde Park I visited the Princes Diana Memorial Fountain which is more of a monument than a fountain. From there I made my first trip to the grocery store and found out that I need to stick to the lighter grocery items as it is a good five blocks from the flat. This too took me back to Saudi with all of the international goods. Sunday night I met up with some of my new co-workers at a great Viennese restaurant called the Woolsey. I didn’t venture out into the Viennese food but can tell you they have a great fillet. It is in an old bank which made for great atmosphere.

My co-worker from NY was leaving last night so we decided to go out for some sushi for hit last night. It was similar to a buffet except each plate was a different color and they went around the bar on a conveyer belt. What a novel idea. Each color plate was a different price and you just pick up what you want and pay for each plate when you are done. It was great sushi too.

Ok, this is getting a little long. I promise to keep future posts to a minimum with more pictures. Here are a few from some of my farewell parties. I miss you all. Here is my contact info in case you ever wanted to chat…

Oh, and as for the title of this post, I am sure to get run over as I have a terrible time remembering to look right first, then left. The black cabs here hate my by now.

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