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Watford W.O.M.P. April 14, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — brstevens78 @ 2:43 pm

One of my British coworkers, who I have southernized by changing his name to Bobby John, has a side project called WOMP, Word of Mouth Promotions. He and some friends put on different shows in their town of Watford. These shows showcase different types of art (music, poetry, art, etc) all done by local people. This weekend, there was an event where local bands were playing so I told myself I had to go and see what the locals of Watford had to offer.

As Watford is a good 30 miles outside of the city, I had to tube it to the Euston station and then get on a land train to Watford. Bobby John had warned me that there were two types of trains, the express that stopped at 5 stops in 30 minutes time and the regular which stopped at every stop and took 50 minutes. As I am new to the train system, I couldn’t really tell the difference and figured I would just get on the first one I could find. Wouldn’t you know it, I got on the regular train. 20 or so stops and 50 minutes later, I finally ended up in Watford. I am sure that if it were daylight, it would have been a beautiful ride. I did get to meet a few of the locals so it was worth the extra time.

Once I got to Watford, I grabbed a cab to get me to the event even though it was in a fairly close walking distance. I enjoy talking to cab drivers and getting the lay of the land. This particular cabby was great and gave some recommendations on where I should spend some time outside of the music event if I were to hang out in Watford proper.

Bobby John was manning the door at the event so he was the first person I ran into. He was actually the only person I ran into the entire night that I knew to be truthful. I grabbed a drink and made my way to the front of the auditorium where one of the artists was already playing. I am not sure if you would call him a one or two man show as there was a singer with a man behind him on a Mac computer who was mixing the tunes. He had a Matisyahu (the singing/rapping Rabi) about him. The next band to come on was awesome, although at this moment I cant seem to remember their name. In my mind, I felt I was watching one of the early Rolling Stone performances when they were in high school.

The crowd was very much a mix of people. On the side lines were the biggest supports of the groups, their parents. Throughout the night, they had to be my favorite group of people as they knew every line to every song and sang their hearts out. Then there were a couple of younger groups who filled in the middle of the auditorium.

As the band finished up their last set, I decided it was getting late and if I were to see all that Watford had to offer, I had better head out. I said my farewell to Bobby John and told him I was off to see the town. He recommended I not visit a club called Destiny, which of course put that at the top of my list of places to go. The auditorium opened directly on to the Watford promenade so it wasn’t that hard to find my way around. I walked down the row of club after club after club with a few fast food eateries here and there. One club had a line of 30 people waiting outside and wouldn’t you know it, it was Destiny. I guess that is THE hot spot in Watford. Who knew that Watford was such a clubbing town? As I wasn’t in the mood to dance, I figured I had seen and conquered Watford and knew it was time to call it a night and head back to the city.

 

The Tube March 25, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — brstevens78 @ 11:55 am

As with the NY subway, I am incredibly fascinated by the London Tube. It is an endless provider of entertainment. It also provides what I think is the easiest way to get from point A to point B, given that there is no construction and no one has chosen to fall under a train. At any time of day, night, holiday, weekend or weekday, you will find a train packed with people. Where could they all be going?

My morning trip to work is usually the worst when it comes to packing people into a train car. Just when you think that you can’t get one more person in, you pull up to a stop with that one person who is determined to get on. I have heard that each body puts off the same amount of heat as a 100W bulb. Multiply that by the 50 or so people in one train car with our heavy coats, scarves and hats and you can see how we start the day off sweating.

I will give it to the British though; they resist this urge to cram together when it comes to exiting the stations through the escalators. Everyone seems to have the line system down with those who want to stand on the right and those who want to walk on the left. If only they could figure out which side of the sidewalk to walk on.

Exiting the tube is my favorite part of the morning. After spending the past 20 minutes sweating to death on the train, you end up on the escalator which is a wind tunnel of cold air coming in from the outside. It freezes all the sweat to your body. I know its gross but I look forward to it every day.

London Tube

 

Crisps March 25, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — brstevens78 @ 11:48 am

In many parts of Europe, you will find bags of potato chips referred to as crisps. One of the most common places to find them is at your local pub. While you can still order the standard bar nuts, many people choose to order crisps instead. Some of you might think this isn’t so odd, and I agree. It is the flavors that become odd. You might find the standard plain and salt & vinegar flavors, but don’t look for cheese, ranch or even bbq for that matter. Instead, you will find cheddar & onion, grilled steak, prawn cocktail, bbq ribs (which are terrible) and mango salsa. My favorite is turkey dinner which is very hard to find. I heard once that the most popular flavor in world is ketchup which I have yet to find here. I do know they exist as we use to get them all the time when I was in Saudi.

 

Jack The Ripper March 22, 2007

Filed under: London Week 10,Uncategorized — brstevens78 @ 8:30 pm

Of all the horrible stories around the world, few have captured peoples imaginations as much as Jack The Ripper. Well, I can say I will keep wondering as this weeks walk around town wasn’t all I was hoping for. While it was fun and very interesting, it lacked a bit of the mystery I was looking for. Most of the actual places have been torn down and replaced by modern day objects such as coffee houses and car parks. Considering the history and the mister of it all, I figured most of it would have been well preserved. Here is an overview of the walk from the site which was a little more intriguing than the walk itself.
Please tread carefully and keep away from the shadows – you are about to enter the abyss…
He came silently out of the midnight shadows of August 31, 1888. Watching. Stalking. Butchering raddled, drink-sodden East End prostitutes. Leaving a trail of blood that led…nowhere. Yes, something wicked this way walked, for this is the Ripper’s slashing grounds. We evoke that autumn of gaslight and fog, of menacing shadows and stealthy footsteps as we inspect the murder sites, sift through the evidence – in all its gory detail – and get to grips, so to speak, with the main suspects. Afterward we can steady our nerves in The Ten Bells, the pub where the victims – perhaps under the steely gaze of the Ripper himself – tried to forget the waking nightmare.

Random Wall Painting

 

The English English Dictionary January 31, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — brstevens78 @ 9:19 pm

As with any change in geography, you will always find new words that fit the culture. The following list is something that will continue to grow over the next three months so be sure to check back. My coworkers have been doing a great job at keeping me up to date on the “in” lingo.

UK English vs. US English
Alight = Exit/Step Down
Aubergine = Eggplant
Bloody = Damn
Bonnet = Car Hood
Boot = Car Trunk
Braces = Suspenders
Brilliant = Awesome
Bum Bags = Fanny Pack
Chav = White Trash
Cinema = Movie Theater
Cloak Room = Coat Check/Closet
Courgette = Zucchini
Diary = Calendar/Planner
Dogs Bollox = The Shit
Draughts = Checkers
Dummy = Pacifier
Fag = Cigarette
Fanny = A female crotch
Film = Movie
Fizzy Drink = Coke/Soda
Football = Soccer
Fortnightly = Every Two Weeks
Fringe = Bangs
Hen Party = Bachelorette Party
Jab = Shot
Jaffa = Impotent Man
Knickers in a Twist = Panties in a Wad
Lift = Elevator
Loo = Bathroom
Mind = Beware
Mobile = Cell
N/A = Tailgate (pre sport event)
Organagram = Org Chart
Pants = Underwear
Pissed = Drunk
Plasters = Band-Aid
Post Box = Mailbox
Post Man = Mail Man
Pulling/Shagging = Hooking Up
Rubber = Eraser
Shattered/Knackered = tired (extended meaning is tired after sex)
Stag Do = Bachelor Party
Stationary Cupboard = Supply Room
Suspenders = Garter Belt
Torch = Flash light
Tosspot = Idiot
Tube = Subway
Vest Top = Tank Top
Last Updated – March 26th

 

 
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